MakeupSexxx

• 2012-03-06 208,542 notes

  

  sofapizza:

  this is so sweet that i teared up

  

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  laughterkey:

  Love.

  Giant squid of anger?  BAHAHAHA!  I’m in love.

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  Source: weasleycansaveanything

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  barbecued:

  I’m a guy, and I want every girl to read this. Now.

  I really really like this!  

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  Source: barbecued

• 2012-02-21 13,737 notes

  I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

  electricbrrrd:

  shylalen:

  most-awkward-moments:

  She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

  

  
  

  Lmao, the gif is perfect 

  Bahaha!

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  meghantonjes:

  enchante-moron:

  sparklybaklava:

  THIS IS JUST

  WELL

  THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE CUTEST DAMN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

  ngl I literally saw this puppy and squealed “SWAMPY CREE!” That’s the puppy’s name now, you guys.

  I demand to own this dog. 

  Source: yebrensaye

• 2012-02-19 12,160 notes

  

  sofapizza:

  tastefullyoffensive:[via]

  my bad then.

  Every night it is something new…

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  Get in my life!!!!!

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  Source: nervioz

• 2012-02-17 73,469 notes

  

  fuckyeahlaughters:

  Get the Best Medicine here :)

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  Actual Conversation.

  1. Me: It's like that guy that played his, I don't know magical fucking wind instrument, or flute, whatever, and like, brought the fucking rats out or whatever.
  2. Leslie: What?
  3. Me: You don't know that story?
  4. Leslie: Uh... no.
  5. Me: I think it was the Pied Piper, wait, I'm looking this shit up. YEAH! The fucking pied piper! It was a legend in like, I donno, uhhh Germany! Ok so, he like played his fucking pipe and like got the rats out of the city, because the rats were like giving the kids the plague and shit.
  6. Leslie: Wow, ok, THAT is the story of the Pied Piper?
  7. Me: See? It's FUCKING real!
  8. When I'm tired I say fuck and like a lot, I will also relate anything to old legends I've heard. This actually happened. With that, it is time for bed!